Nick Kyrgios Hit In Butt. After retiring from three straight matchesat Queens Club, at Wimbledon, and in Washington, D. Early Man Streaming. C. Nick Kyrgios won a match Monday, a 6 1, 6 2 dismissal of Victor Troicki at the Rogers Cup in Montreal. A day later, he willingly got hit in the butt. Kyrgios has been open to whimsy so far in Montreal. He also invited a random fan to come hit with him on his practice courtand followed through on the promise. Whether this breezy attitude translates to sustained focus on court is anyones guess the volatile No. Paolo Lorenzi in the second round this afternoon. Somewhere out there is a coach who could make themselves and Nick very rich by solving for the conditions that keep this player happy and engaged. Worlds Best Teens Compete in Microsoft Office World Championship. This July, we asked for software tips from the 2. Microsoft Office National Champions, a set of charming teens who are officially the best at using Power. Point, Word, and Excel. The Verge recently followed these teens to the World Championship in California, where they tested their Office skills in a contest that out nerds the spelling bee. It was as if the Olympics opening ceremony was replaced by a networking event, says the Verge. The event demonstrates Microsofts global dominance, as forty nine countries competed, though the Verge found that many international competitors chose to compete in English over their native language, as the companys localized software is poorly translated. Each year, hundreds of thousands of American teenagers compete to be the best at Word, Excel, andRead more Retired teacher Mary Roettgen, who coached the frequent national champions from Green Hope, NC, is proud of her high achieving team, but she gives the Verge a hack for getting her A students to help teach her D students Roettgen sets goals for her students like getting 2. Id chip in 2. 0 bucks and wed have a celebration in class. That had the effect of motivating the A students to help their struggling classmates. And whats even neater, is that kid who was the 2. Roettgen, whos just trying to make us cry now, goes on You take that D or F student, and get them to pass It can change their life. Somebodys just got to tell them theyre worth something. The Docx Games Three Days at the Microsoft Office World Championship The Verge.