What You Poor People Dont Understand About Private Driveways In New York City. Unfortunately, my travels and my business usually bring me to New York City a few times a year. I really dont care for it. Bad smells, democracy and Chipotle are all nauseating to me. Thankfully, though, theres been an increase in private driveways to sooth my nerves. I was mildly surprised when I found a write up on the driveway of my most recently purchased apartment in the real estate section of lowly local rag, the New York Times. It made me wonder how long that poor I mean, literally poor reporter had to stand on the street, waiting for a car to pull up just so they could get a glimpse inside. Kendall Huberman doesnt deserve this. Read more Yes, the driveway is a 3,0. Yes, the white column in the middle reminds me of a frozen whirlpool of. Mmm. And theres a cobblestone floor because its quaint. Like the south of fucking France or something. But best of all, its another gate between me and the poors outside. But heres what the NYT writer gets wrong The rest of us can only crane our necks to catch a glimpse of a cloistered world out of reach. Wealthy buyers want privacy in all caps. The private drive came roaring back into fashion when 1. Joe Finds Grace The Cartoon High Quality. Central Park West opened in 2. Now, porte cocheres, circular driveways and gated courtyards are cropping up in Manhattan developments aimed at buyers looking to avoid flashing paparazzi cameras, or anyone who might gawk. Cloistered Me Fuck no I want everything I own right on display. Cent Net Worth is 20 Million UPDATED in 2017. Curtis James Jackson born on July 6, 1975 in South Jamaica, New York City, New York, United States. Cent Net. Theres a Nintendo Direct coming this Wednesday at 6pm ET. Keep an eye out for 3DS games, Switch games, and maybe even some thirdparty ports. Looking at you. Get the latest Rolling Stone new music news, song and album reviews, free music downloads, artist videos pictures, playlists and more. I want you to know how much better Im doing than you. I think it encourages you to be better, too. See This is all for you. Got a mortgage to pay off How about save for a yacht instead. Got college to pay for The islands are calling. So, no, the private garages arent for hiding me, theyre for hiding you. You think I want to see your mug when I get in the car to leave in the morning No, by the time that door opens, I will hopefully be engrossed in something other than whats outside of my car. Youll understand some day. Just remember every cent countsThankfully, the Bucs imported a MENTOR to help him become 50 percent more poisey. Thats right. Its Harvard Man, in the flesh I could be dead in the ground 50. Unfortunately, my travels and my business usually bring me to New York City a few times a year. I really dont care for it. Bad smells, democracy and Chipotle are. Latest breaking news, including politics, crime and celebrity. Find stories, updates and expert opinion. I Want To Watch The Full Cartoon Of 50 Cent: Refuse 2 Die ' title='I Want To Watch The Full Cartoon Of 50 Cent: Refuse 2 Die ' />The latest news articles from Billboard Magazine, including reviews, business, pop, hiphop, rock, dance, country and more.