Jonathan Michael Lovitz born July 21, 1957 is an American comedian, actor and singer, best known as a cast member of Saturday Night Live from 1985 to 1990. South Park is an American adult animated sitcom created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone and developed by Brian Graden for the Comedy Central television network. Jay And Silent Bob`S Super Groovy Cartoon Cartoon Cartoon Theatre ' title='Jay And Silent Bob`S Super Groovy Cartoon Cartoon Cartoon Theatre ' />Jon Lovitz Wikipedia. Jonathan Michael Lovitz1 born July 2. American comedian, actor and singer, best known as a cast member of Saturday Night Live from 1. He starred as Jay Sherman in The Critic and has appeared in numerous other television series and films. His film credits include roles in The Brave Little Toaster, Rat Race, Big, A League of Their Own, The Wedding Singer, High School High, and The Benchwarmers. Early lifeeditLovitz was born Jonathan Michael Lovitz in Tarzana, Los Angeles, California July 2. Top VIdeos. Warning Invalid argument supplied for foreach in srvusersserverpilotappsjujaitalypublicindex. New online games are added every day, so that any gamer will find a game to your taste In any game, you can play online for free, without registration. Brian Quinn, Producer Impractical Jokers. Brian Quinn was born on March 14, 1976 in Staten Island, New York City, New York, USA as Brian Michael Quinn. He is a. Create custom tshirts and personalized shirts at CafePress. Use our easy online designer to add your artwork, photos, or text. Design your own t shirt todayHis father was a doctor. His family is Jewish they emigrated from Romania, Hungary, and Russia. Saturday Night LiveeditLovitz was a cast member of Saturday Night Live from 1. He later said in an interview for the book Live From New York An Uncensored History of Saturday Night Live that his time on SNL was the most memorable in his career. He went from having no money to being offered a 5. He was nominated for an Emmy Award his first two years on Saturday Night Live. One of his most notable SNL characters was Tommy Flanagan, The Pathological Liar who used an old Humphrey Bogart line Yeah Thats the ticket as a catchphrase to punctuate painfully elaborated implausible lies. Other recurring characters included Annoying Man, Master Thespian, Tonto, Mephistopheles, Harvey Fierstein, and Michael Dukakis. In a 1. 98. 6 episode of Saturday Night Live, he portrayed a virgin Trekkie, who was scripted to hang his head when asked by William Shatner if he had ever kissed a girl. Hanukkah Harry, one of Lovitzs most memorable roles, cast him in 1. Jewish contemporary of Santa Claus who lives on Mount Sinai and travels the globe with a cart flown by three donkeys to give bland gifts to Jewish boys and girls. Harry is asked to fill in when Santa falls ill on Christmas Eve. On February 1. 5, 2. Saturday Night Live 4. Anniversary Special, he was seen in the montage of deceased SNL members, with the camera cutting to him to show his reaction. Television serieseditLovitzs first stint as a regular in a situation comedy was as Mole, an investigator for a New York City district attorneys office, in the short lived 1. Foley Square, starring Margaret Colin. How To Watch The Full Shrek 4-D Cartoon. Lovitz was a contestant on The New Celebrity Apprentice also known as Celebrity Apprentice 8, playing for the charity St. Jude Childrens Research Hospital. He was the 6th contestant fired, finishing in 1. Voiceover workeditLovitz has lent his voice to several cartoons and films. In The Critic, he played the title character of Jay Sherman using his regular speaking voice. He has made several appearances on The Simpsons, including as Marges prom date Artie Ziff in The Way We Was, the art teacher in Brush with Greatness, theater director Llewellyn Sinclair and his sister who owned a daycare center in A Streetcar Named Marge, Andre in Homers Triple Bypass, and numerous other appearances including the character of Jay Sherman in the episode A Star Is Burns, which was a crossover with The Critic. He was also the voice of Radio in the Hyperion produced, Disney distributed animated movie The Brave Little Toaster and he lent his voice for a promo video for the video game. Banjo Kazooie. Lovitz performed a duet with Robbie Williams on Williams album Swing When Youre Winning 2. Well, Did You Evah. He also performed on the hit series Two and a Half Men singing We Are the Orphans and beat Charlie Charlie Sheen out of the award for best jingle writer. Broadway theatreeditHe has appeared on Broadway at the Music Box Theatre in Neil Simons play The Dinner Party, taking over the lead role from Henry Winkler. He sang at Carnegie Hall three times including Great Performances Ira Gershwin at 1. A Celebration at Carnegie Hall and sang the national anthem at Dodger Stadium and the U. S. Open. On October 1. Lovitz sang a duet with Robbie Williams of the song Well, Did You Evah at the Royal Albert Hall. The recording can be found on the Swing When Youre Winning album. Commercial workeditBetween 1. Lovitz appeared in a 3. Yellow Pages. The comic premise was to present Lovitz as the Yellow Pages author. One of them featured Lovitz saying, The hardest thing to do is to come up with a simple idea that is also great. And I just thought, Oh, the alphabet 56In 2. Subway restaurant chain. Stand up comedyeditIn 2. Lovitz began his stand up career at the Laugh Factory in Los Angeles, California. The Jon Lovitz Comedy Club Podcast TheatreeditIn 2. The Jon Lovitz Comedy Club location on Universal City. Walk in Universal Studios Hollywood opened. A comic short film starring Ken Davitian Borat and featuring Lovitz was filmed there, directed by Brent Roske and written by Aaron Davitian. Weekly episodes of The Adam Carolla Show, a podcast hosted by comedian Adam Carolla, have been recorded at the City Walk location since early 2. The Jon Lovitz Comedy Club in Universal Studios Hollywood was home to the first MMA Roasted standup comedy show1. On May 2. 9, 2. 01. Jon Lovitz Comedy Club Podcast Theatre. A premiere event called Podammit was held, in which Kevin Smith hosted a variety of six podcasts, including Plus One 3. D with his wife, Jennifer Schwalbach, Hollywood Babble On with Ralph Garman and Jay Silent Bob Get Old with Jason Mewes, as well as The ABCs of SNL with Lovitz himself, a 6 episode This Is Your Life style biographical interview about Lovitzs life and career. On April 2. 2, 2. Smith announced through Twitter that the podcasts would no longer be recorded at the Club after a falling out with Lovitz. The Club still periodically hosted other podcasts such as Rob Paulsens Talkin Toons which subsequently left in October 2. On June 1. 5, 2. 01. Smith detailed the falling out in a podcast. The Jon Lovitz Comedy Club Podcast Theater closed on November 5, 2. FilmographyeditTelevisioneditYear. Title. Role. Notes. Paper Chase, The. The Paper Chase. Levitz. Episode 2. 1. 8 Billy Pierce1. Foley Square. Mole. Regular cast member. Saturday Night Live. Various characters. Main cast member appeared in 9. Tales from the Crypt. Barry Blye. Episode 3. Top Billing1. 99. Married. with Children. Jeff Littlehead. Episode 6. Kelly Does Hollywood Part 21. Simpsons, The. The Simpsons. Various characters including Jay Sherman and Artie Ziff voicesAppeared in eleven episodes. League of Their Own, AA League of Their Own. Ernie Capadino. Episode 1. Dotties Back1. 99. Critic, The. The Critic. Jay Sherman voiceAppeared in all 2. Seinfeld. Gary Fogel. Episode 6. 1. 3 The Scofflaw1. Friends. Steve. Episodes 1. The One with the Stoned Guy and 9. The One with the Blind Dates1. Naked Truth, The. The Naked Truth. Acer Predburn. Episode 2. 8 The Scoop1. News. Radio. Ulysses S. Grant, 1. 8th President of the United States. Mike Johnson. Max Lewis. Episode 3. 2. 0 Our Fiftieth EpisodeEpisode 4. JumperMain cast member in fifth season. Just Shoot Me Roland Devereaux. Episode 7. 1. 5 A Simple Kiss of Fate1. Saturday Night Live. Host. Episode 2. 3. Jon LovitzJanes Addiction2. Bette. Himself. Episode 1. Polterguest2. 00. Son of the Beach. Father of B. J. s Baby. Episode 3. 1. 4 Bad News, Mr. Johnson2. 00. 40. Las Vegas. Fred Puterbaugh. Appeared in three episodes. Two and a Half Men. Archie Baldwin. Episode 3. The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer2. WWE Raw. Himself. Guest Host1. 52. Saturday Night Live. Himself CameoEpisode 3. Host Dana Carvey. Hot in Cleveland. Homeless manArtie. Episodes. 20. 121. Mr. Box Office. Bobby Gold. Main cast member. New Girl. Rabbi Feiglin. Episode 3. 0. 5 The Box2. Sing Your Face Off. Himself. Contestant. Animals. Himself. Old Ben voiceEpisode 1. Squirrels, Part II2. The 1. 00,0. 00 Pyramid. HimselfCelebrity Guest. Episode Jon Lovitz vs. Deion Sanders. 20. The New Celebrity Apprentice. HimselfContestant. Other workeditReferencesedithttps www. LQSdata. asp ID1. Jon Lovitz Biography 1. Film. Reference. com. Archived from the original on March 4, 2. Retrieved January 2. Song of Myself. Wont you help support Day. Poems 1. 81. 9 1. I celebrate myself, and sing myself. And what I assume you shall assume. For every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you. I loafe and invite my soul. I lean and loafe at my ease observing a spear of summer grass. My tongue, every atom of my blood, formd from this soil, this air. Born here of parents born here from parents the same, and their. I, now thirty seven years old in perfect health begin. Hoping to cease not till death. Creeds and schools in abeyance. Retiring back a while sufficed at what they are, but never forgotten. I harbor for good or bad, I permit to speak at every hazard. Nature without check with original energy. Houses and rooms are full of perfumes, the shelves are crowded with. I breathe the fragrance myself and know it and like it. The distillation would intoxicate me also, but I shall not let it. The atmosphere is not a perfume, it has no taste of the. It is for my mouth forever, I am in love with it. I will go to the bank by the wood and become undisguised and naked. I am mad for it to be in contact with me. The smoke of my own breath. Echoes, ripples, buzzd whispers, love root, silk thread, crotch and vine. My respiration and inspiration, the beating of my heart, the passing. The sniff of green leaves and dry leaves, and of the shore and. The sound of the belchd words of my voice loosd to the eddies of. A few light kisses, a few embraces, a reaching around of arms. The play of shine and shade on the trees as the supple boughs wag. The delight alone or in the rush of the streets, or along the fields. The feeling of health, the full noon trill, the song of me rising. Have you reckond a thousand acres much Have you practisd so long to learn to read Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems Stop this day and night with me and you shall possess the origin of. You shall possess the good of the earth and sun, there are millions. You shall no longer take things at second or third hand, nor look through. You shall not look through my eyes either, nor take things from me. You shall listen to all sides and filter them from your self. I have heard what the talkers were talking, the talk of the. But I do not talk of the beginning or the end. There was never any more inception than there is now. Nor any more youth or age than there is now. And will never be any more perfection than there is now. Nor any more heaven or hell than there is now. Urge and urge and urge. Always the procreant urge of the world. Out of the dimness opposite equals advance, always substance and. Always a knit of identity, always distinction, always a breed of life. To elaborate is no avail, learnd and unlearnd feel that it is so. Sure as the most certain sure, plumb in the uprights, well. Stout as a horse, affectionate, haughty, electrical. I and this mystery here we stand. Clear and sweet is my soul, and clear and sweet is all that is not my soul. Lack one lacks both, and the unseen is proved by the seen. Till that becomes unseen and receives proof in its turn. Showing the best and dividing it from the worst age vexes age. Knowing the perfect fitness and equanimity of things, while they. I am silent, and go bathe and admire myself. Welcome is every organ and attribute of me, and of any man hearty and clean. Not an inch nor a particle of an inch is vile, and none shall be. I am satisfied I see, dance, laugh, sing. As the hugging and loving bed fellow sleeps at my side through the night. Leaving me baskets coverd with white towels swelling the house with. Shall I postpone my acceptation and realization and scream at my eyes. That they turn from gazing after and down the road. And forthwith cipher and show me to a cent. Exactly the value of one and exactly the value of two, and which is ahead Trippers and askers surround me. People I meet, the effect upon me of my early life or the ward and. I live in, or the nation. The latest dates, discoveries, inventions, societies, authors old and new. My dinner, dress, associates, looks, compliments, dues. The real or fancied indifference of some man or woman I love. The sickness of one of my folks or of myself, or ill doing or loss. Battles, the horrors of fratricidal war, the fever of doubtful news. These come to me days and nights and go from me again. But they are not the Me myself. Apart from the pulling and hauling stands what I am. Stands amused, complacent, compassionating, idle, unitary. Looks down, is erect, or bends an arm on an impalpable certain rest. Looking with side curved head curious what will come next. Both in and out of the game and watching and wondering at it. Backward I see in my own days where I sweated through fog with. I have no mockings or arguments, I witness and wait. I believe in you my soul, the other I am must not abase itself to you. And you must not be abased to the other. Loafe with me on the grass, loose the stop from your throat. Not words, not music or rhyme I want, not custom or lecture, not. Only the lull I like, the hum of your valved voice. I mind how once we lay such a transparent summer morning. How you settled your head athwart my hips and gently turnd over upon me. And parted the shirt from my bosom bone, and plunged your tongue. And reachd till you felt my beard, and reachd till you held my feet. Swiftly arose and spread around me the peace and knowledge that pass. And I know that the hand of God is the promise of my own. And I know that the spirit of God is the brother of my own. And that all the men ever born are also my brothers, and the women. And that a kelson of the creation is love. And limitless are leaves stiff or drooping in the fields. And brown ants in the little wells beneath them. And mossy scabs of the worm fence, heapd stones, elder, mullein and. A child said What is the grassHow could I answer the child I do not know what it is any more than he. I guess it must be the flag of my disposition, out of hopeful green. Or I guess it is the handkerchief of the Lord. A scented gift and remembrancer designedly dropt. Bearing the owners name someway in the corners, that we may see. Whose Or I guess the grass is itself a child, the produced babe of the vegetation. Or I guess it is a uniform hieroglyphic. And it means, Sprouting alike in broad zones and narrow zones. Growing among black folks as among white. Kanuck, Tuckahoe, Congressman, Cuff, I give them the same, I. And now it seems to me the beautiful uncut hair of graves. Tenderly will I use you curling grass. It may be you transpire from the breasts of young men. It may be if I had known them I would have loved them. It may be you are from old people, or from offspring taken soon out. And here you are the mothers laps. This grass is very dark to be from the white heads of old mothers. Darker than the colorless beards of old men. Dark to come from under the faint red roofs of mouths. O I perceive after all so many uttering tongues. And I perceive they do not come from the roofs of mouths for nothing. I wish I could translate the hints about the dead young men and women. And the hints about old men and mothers, and the offspring taken. What do you think has become of the young and old men And what do you think has become of the women and children They are alive and well somewhere. The smallest sprout shows there is really no death. And if ever there was it led forward life, and does not wait at the. And ceasd the moment life appeard. All goes onward and outward, nothing collapses. And to die is different from what any one supposed, and luckier. Has any one supposed it lucky to be born I hasten to inform him or her it is just as lucky to die, and I know it. I pass death with the dying and birth with the new washd babe, and. And peruse manifold objects, no two alike and every one good. The earth good and the stars good, and their adjuncts all good. I am not an earth nor an adjunct of an earth. I am the mate and companion of people, all just as immortal and. They do not know how immortal, but I know.