Cult Sci Fi Cartoons Wrinkles ' title='Cult Sci Fi Cartoons Wrinkles ' />Shivera Fan. Fiction. Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Good Omens, and Saiyuki. In a world seemingly intent on destroying itself, the humble capybara is a wholesome good. The oversized friendship guinea pig is a reminder of what humanity could. Project Gutenberg Australia a treasuretrove of literature treasure found hidden with no evidence of ownership. I am a female from England. That is all you need to know. List of Amusing QuotesThis calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violenceLaw of Juvenile Omnipotence. Always send a boy to do a mans job. Hell get it done in half the time and twice the angst. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality. Children are smarter than adults. And almost always twice as annoying. Are you sure that was smart I thought you had to go back to your house, sacrifice a lamb, then kill the cat, bury it in the exact place it crossed you, THEN take the long wayRoku NarutoEngage operation WTFRoku NarutoOh, dont worry in the slightest its her fault for blending in with the carpet. The Queen of England is cooler than youThis is the crack team that foils my every plot I am deeply shamed. SpikeI have no preference. I hate everyone equally. AvatarIf you cant beat them, join them. If you cant join them, bribe them. If you cant bribe them, blackmail them. What Oh, do I have something in my teeth Is my underskirt showing Alright, lets get this over with. No, Im not seasick, yes, Ive always been green, no I didnt chew grass as a child. Elphaba from WickedWhatever my grievances, Headmaster, She said in a dead on impression of Dumbledore. I am sure I can address them best by pinning you to the outer wall of your castle and skinning you alive. Knife She asked in the exact same tone Dumbledore had used and opened her cloak to reveal lines and lines of glittering weapons. Had I Known by kalyl silverstormWe found a witchMay we burn her peasent Warcraft IIIIf explosive notes cant solve all your problems, you arent using enough. Puppys a pyromaniac. Curse of Fate by Mistress NikaDeath Eaters, Lucius said with a hint of amusement. Were here to kill you. The voice thanked them, wished them a good day and a silver badge dropped down. Dolohov picked it up in wonder and read it aloud. Death Eaters. Reason for visit Homicide. Curse of Fate, Mistress Nika. Save it, Sasuke hissed, You may be the devil, but you are nothing without your minions and one of us is missing. So stop the big brother shit, put on your evil, lord of the darkness panties and find out who took my goddamn dobe The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene. The scarred man smirked before looking at the occupants in the bed, Hello, law abiding citizens, his gaze shifted to the three Uchihas, Marginally law abiding citizens, and then his eyes fell on Kisame, citizen. The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene. Even Lights plans dont take spontaneously changing gender into account. We have told you not to stare at the Sun today. We have told you to use safety glasses. We have tried so very hard, and we are so very tired. If you grew up in the 80s, youve probably owned many of these classic toys. Lite Brite, Micro Machines, Simon Says, Mr. Potato Head. Shivera is a fanfiction author that has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Good Omens, and Saiyuki. Directed by Shane Acker. With Elijah Wood, Jennifer Connelly, Crispin Glover, Christopher Plummer. A rag doll that awakens in a postapocalyptic future holds the key. Fortunately, he can adapt. Adaption by Silver Pard. I dont suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but only if your aim is good. Women and cats will do as they please, men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. Silence is Golden but Duct Tape is SilverHomophobia is sooooo GAY A random badgeOutnumber this, you odd manifestation of post human consciousness Phantom of a Doubt, by Potter. Phan. 21Hermione, dont poke logic shaped holes in my reasoning. Dear Order, by Silver. Wolf. 70. 07. With this rock I will RULE THE WORLD. This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great forceWhen life gives you lemons, give them back and DEMAND CHOCOLATE. Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup. Its tourist season, so why cant I shoot them We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. Humans are like slinkys. Though they are not useful, it will always make you smile when one tumbles down the stars. Everyone in the Great Hall stayed motionless as the doors crashed shut behind the Death Eaters. Since they were so quiet, they could faintly hear Voldemort scolding the one Death Eater for slamming the door. The people in the Great Hall were still trying to figure out what had happened. One minute, Voldemort was about to kill them one by one until he had Harry, the next, Harry had convinced Voldemort that he had come back to life a second time. It was very confusing. Compulsive Liar, by Tantra MegamiThe ceiling has noses, Luna agreed. Rebellion, by Tantra MegamiYou have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you Unknown. Its the quiet ones you have to watch theyre the ones that grow up and become assassins. Disgruntled MinionIf you cant convince them, confuse them. Harry S. Truman. Facts are stubborn things Douglas AdamsThe problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We dont just borrow words on occasion English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary. Its just so trueFuji senpai, even robbers have something called survival instincts. You could walk covered in money through the park at midnight and still be safer than a babe in its crib. Thats not very nice, kitten. But very true, good night, senpai. Enigmatic PreyDisturbing Who am I disturbingThis is a coma ward Dont you WANT them to wake upI hate being called a skank. But I can be a first class bitch. Reload by Case 1. Weather aint neutral. War Laws. Men Cant live with them, cant bury them in the back yard without the neighbors seeing. Mines are an equal opportunity weapon. War Laws. The voodoo priest and all his powders were as nothing compared to espresso, cappuccino and mocha, which are stronger than all the religions of the world combined, and perhaps stronger than the human soul itself. Mark Helprin. No I WONT go to hell They have a restraining order against me. From profile of Deaths Favourite Child. In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. Hitchhikers Guide to the GalaxyIndeed, Harry. Time to seize the Wizarding World by the jugular. The sweet, life giving jugular. From Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by SeelvorThe dangerous predator, the most dangerous of beasts is about to utter its terrifying cry before it attacks. The blond intoned solemnly. This terrifying, merciless beasts name is. Reload by Case. 13Luke. I am your second uncle, twice removed, from Whos Line Is It AnywayIf we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action. Sign shown in a non smoking zone. Spock leveled him with a stare that wouldve intimidated a Klingon. I found you because, on an entirely subconscious and unintentional level, bonded the emotional sections of out thought processes. Now will you tell me why you were being bullied The Vulcan Ruse by Heart in a HeadlockHaving never been eaten, I wouldnt know. Sanzo from SaiyukiOh my god, Im imagining these little fairies that live on the other side of the tracks from Tinker Bell. They smoke cigars and wear bowler hats and pin striped leaves and have five oclock shadows. My Own Iowa by TPinto. Cain blinked. Riff is Riff. I am me. You are you. Cassian is Cassian and Jaime is Jaime. Well, Jaime is a very repressed Jaime, but hes still a Jaime. Another Day, Another Life by Yaoi. Kitten. Spock isnt going to do anything awesome and then think to himself how kick ass he is. Hes Vulcan, after all. If he found the cure for all diseases, hed just be kind of like, It was a logical conclusion based on the information at hand and the eat it, bitches would be communicated through eyebrows alone. Atlas, authors noteEverybodys sue happy nowadays. Another Day, Another Life by Yaoi. KittenThere are a few ways to silence the screams. Brave Stream there. Dont UpdatedWe have told you not to stare at the Sun today. We have told you to use safety glasses. We have tried so very hard, and we are so very tired. Here are some people whove collectively said fuck it, were doing it anyway. Yeah, we know theyre kidding. BUT STILL. Dont do it.