While Venus has been explored a handful of times in the past, no spacecraft has survived the surface for long. Though the planet has had a few visitors orbit it in recent yearsincluding a probe from the ESA that launched in 2. Venus surface was roughly 3. Everyone forgets about Venus because its not Mars. Or Saturn. Or Jupiter, for that matter. Or, maybe its because Venus is a toxic wasteland. Still, the second. Still, this is finally a story out of New York that wont make Knicks fans laughcry. Enjoy this while it lasts. Etymology. Euphemism comes from the Greek word euphemia, meaning the use of words of good omen, which in turn is derived from the Greek rootwords. Soviet Vega mission sent a pair of balloons and landers to scope it out. Sadly, the landers only lasted a few hours in Venus hellish landscape. Ironically, the AREE team thinks it can utilize old technologylike Morse code and mechanical computersto create the perfect new probe for Venus. Yes, you read that right AREE would send Morse Code messages to balloons in Venus atmosphere, and then beam those messages back to Earth. The team thinks that in such a hostile region, steampunk computing might be better than relying on anything electronic. Venus is too inhospitable for kind of complex control systems you have on a Mars rover, Jonathan Sauder, a mechanical engineer at JPL whos leading the AREE project, said in a statement. But with a fully mechanical rover, you might be able to survive as long as a year. Building a Venus hardy probe poses unique challenges, and a lot of folks are working on it. Another team at NASA, unrelated to AREE, is currently building computer chips out of silicon carbide that will hopefully withstand the atmosphere on a Venus trip someday. Right now, the AREE team is in the second phase of NASAs Innovative Advanced Concepts program, working out the kinks in their design to create something better. The design is still in its very early stages and theres no guarantee itll ever actually take off. But hopefully, AREE will get to Venus, eventuallytheres something heartwarming about a steampunk machine frolicking around the smog of an alien atmosphere. NASA. Bart Simpson Character Quotes. The content of this page was created by users. It has not been screened or verified by IMDb staff. Krusty Well, Itchy Scratchy are gone. But heres a cartoon that tried to make learning fun Sorry about this, kids. But stay tuned Weve got some real good toy commercials coming right up, I swear. Kid Hey, who left all this garbage on the steps of CongressThe Amendment Im not garbage. The Amendment Im an Amendment to be, yes an Amendment to be, and Im hoping that theyll ratify me. Theres a lot of flag burners who have got too much freedom. I wanna make it legal for policeman to beatem, cause theres limits to our liberty, least I hope and prey that there are, cause those liberal freaks go too far Kid Why cant we just make a law against flag burning The Amendment Because that law would be unconstitutional. But if we change the Constitution. Kid Then we can make all sorts of crazy laws The Amendment Now youre catching onBart Simpson What the hell is this Lisa Simpson Its one of those campy 7. Generation X ers. Bart Simpson We need another Vietnam to thin out their ranks a little. Kid What if people say youre not good enough to be in the Constitution The Amendment Then Ill crush all opposition to me, and Ill make Ted Kennedy pay, if he fights back, Ill say that hes gay Bart Simpson after film is destroyed, in a subdued voice DOh. Chester J. Lampwick He didnt create Itchy I did. Bart Simpson Huh Chester J. Lampwick He stole the character from me in 1. When I complained, his thugs kicked me out of his office, and dropped an anvil on me. Luckily, I was carrying an umbrella at the time. Bart If I ever stop loving violence, I want you to shoot me. Bart Bye, mom. Bye, dad. Bart Downton. Bart Save our seats. Bart How come Ive never seen that Itchy Scratchy before Bart Cool. Ill give you 1. Bart Its valuable, huh Bart The mouse. Bart Whoa Whoa Bart Oh, forget this. Im outta here. Bart Hey, wait up Bart Show some respect, man. That no talent created Itchy and Scratchy. Bart You invented Itchy the Itchy and Scratchy Itchy Bart Well, Im not callin you liar, but sighs Bart but I cant think of a way to finish that sentence. Bart Itchy the lucky mouse in manhattan madness. Bart Itchy runs afoul of an irishman. Bart Look at that fat oaf. Bart All right, chester Woo Bart I cant believe it. That was Itchy all right. You did invent him. When people see this, youll be rich and famous. Bart You cant just go back to the gutter. You created itchy. You should be a millionaire. Bart You asked roger myers sr. Roger myers jr. s in change of the studio now. Hes a good man. Every christmas he goes down the pound. Bart Hmm. Well, you can stay at my house until then. My parents wont mind because they wont even know about it. Bart All right. The coast is clear. Bart Theres a box you can sleep in. Bart Just move that cot outta the way. Bart Do you know what radon is Bart Good night. Bart Hes not a regular bum, mom. He created itchy, hes the father of cartoon violence. Bart He just needs to stay here till tomorrow. Were goin down to itchy scratchy studios to pick up his check. Bart A thousand dollars But your ad says no money down. Bart So you dont work on a contingency basisBart Hey, dad, can I have thousand dollars Bart To pay for a lawyer for my bum. Bart Wait Theres an easy way to get rid of chester. And all it will cost you is a thousand dollars. Bart Ive got it Dad, give me 7. Bart Keep the trial going. Ill be right back. Bart I knew I had seen this exact scene somewhere else. It was in the movie mr. Ladies and gentlemen, this drawing was made in 1. Bart Careful. Careful. Whoops. Its thereBart We killed itchy and scratchy Bart Ow We gotta get Itchy and Scratchy back. Lisa And soon Bart Ow Bart Youve got to make more itchy and scratchy cartoons. Bart Look, if moneys the only problem, I know a guy who has lots of it. Bart Hi, chester. Listen. Would you pay to make more itchy and scratchy cartoons Bart Dad, can we have 1. Bart Lisa and I want to finance a series of animated cartoons. Bart Yeah. I agree. You wanna start on tryin to get apu out of jail Bart pants What a perfect plan. Now roger myerss hotel is just. Bart What the hell is going on Bart I never even heard about that. Bart pants I guess you dont need it now, but. Bart Well, I wasnt the one who solve the problem, and neither was lisa. Theres something unsettling about that. Download Pablo Cartoon Now. Bart Simpson I want a father whos the same in the morning as he is at night. Oh. whats that word. Todd Flanders, Rod Flanders Consistency Bart Simpson Thanks losers. Homer Simpson Ill let you hold the bomb. Bart Simpson The man knows me Ned Flanders Look at that, you can see the four states that border Springfield Ohio, Nevada, Maine, and KentuckyBart Simpson Oh yeah. Homer Simpson Okay, son. You have only one chance to throw that bomb through the hole. Bart Simpson Dad, in case I dont make it, Im sorry I said I wish you werent my dad. Homer Simpson I dont blame you, son. Ive never been that good of a father. Maybe it all starts with the way my father raised me. Yes, its all clear to me. Its all just been one long, unbroken chain of. Marge Simpson Somebody throw the goddamn bomb Bart puts a black bra on his head Bart Simpson in the voice of a cartoon mouse Im the mascot of an evil corporationBart Simpson to Homer Come on, dad, lets go Ive been holding it since they put the dome on the town Bart claps Lisa Simpson What are you doing, Bart Bart Simpson Eh, just passing the time. Bart claps, snow repeatedly falls on Homer Homer Simpson Aw, my boy loves Alaska so much, hes applauding it. Lisa, why arent you clappingLisa Simpson But Dad Homer Simpson sternly Clap for Alaska Lisa claps along with Bart Homer Simpson Homer is buried under an avalanche. Bart Simpson You just bought another load of crap from the worlds fattest fertilizer sales man Bart Simpson poking mutant squirrels eyes Jab him jab him jab jab jab Male EPA Worker Hey Jab one more eye and its a federal crimeBart Simpson blushing Did you at least bring my clothes Homer Simpson Shirt, socks, everything you need. Bart Simpson covering up privates You didnt bring my pants Homer Simpson Who am I, Tommy Bahama Bart Simpson face is completely red, sobs Oh, this is the worst day of my life. Homer Simpson The worst day of your life so far. Lisa Simpson during end credits It looks like Maggie has something to say Marge Simpson Oh my God Her first word Maggie Simpson takes pacifier out of mouth pause Maggie Simpson Sequel Marge Simpson Bart, are you drinking whiskeyBart Simpson Im troubled. Homer Simpson Homer do good Bart Simpson Actually, youve doomed us all. Again. Bart Simpson Boy, you made it But how Santas Little Helper subtitled I did things no dog should. They will haunt me forever. Bart Simpson I love you too. Lisa and Colin are separated by the dome and are saying their good byes Bart Simpson singing Lisas got a boyfriend, that shell never see again Lisa slugs him out. Bart Simpson drunk I miss Flanders. There, I said itRuss Cargill levels a shotgun at Homer and Bart Russ Cargill Hello, Homer. Homer Simpson So, we meet at last, whoever you are. Russ Cargill Theres a couple of things they dont teach you in Harvard Business School, one is how to cope with defeat, the other is how to handle a shotgun, Im going to do both right now. Bart Simpson WaitBut if you kill my dad, youll never know where the treasure is buried Russ Cargill What treasure Bart Simpson Uhm, the treasure of Ima Wiener. Russ Cargill Im a wiener Homer and Bart laugh Homer Simpson ClassicRuss Cargill Well, always leave them laughing.